How many TAO players does it take to change a lightbulb?

3 to bug seed to raise its hp so it dosent need to be changed as much
4 to beg seed to put their avatar as a light bulb
7 n00bs to ask whats a light bulb
1 NS member to make sure they never play again
3 to complain that noob slaying is wrong
8 to make fun of those guys
18 to call Merforga a girl and ladies should go change it
21 to agree
2 to say light bulbs have no right to be in TAO
17 to point out that a rabbit is in tao..
7 to say light bulbs arent considered as beasts
8 who says they are, since they aren't intelligent
2 to mention they're really bright though
1 smartass (rabbit) to correct everyone's spelling
2 to say light bulbs are gay
4 to make fun of their moms
King to remind everyone we need to change the light bulb
3 to ask when the light bulb is gonna be a free account unit
1 rabbit to say it already is, just like the dragon (while showing off his avatar)
3 noobs that actually believe him
1 horny priest to rape those noobs
Keiphus pointing out we need batteries for the light
3 guys to jump energizer
xero to tie him up and put him in place
240 to make fun of Dredz all of a sudden
Quicks to remove the bulb
13 to laugh as he gets disconnected while doing it
and finally TheRapizt to screw it in =)

"No TAO Players was hurt during the making of this joke except for some n00bs and a battery"