Most Common (and Sometimes Very Annoying) Things Noobs Ask:

  1. How do you get new guys like you do?
  2. When is the next unit drop?
  3. When was the last unit drop?
  4. How can you change yourself so you look cool like everyone else? Like I look like a knight
  5. Are you Seed/Administrator? Cause you know an awful lot
  6. What’s a Seed?
  7. How do you make your guys move and attack like you do?
  8. How come my guy has to wait after hitting your guy?
  9. What’s a Golem/Dragon Tyrant?
  10. What are those giant Iguana looking things with wings on their backs?
  11. Can you trade on this game?
  12. Can I please have a dragon?! I beg of you!
  13. How do I surrender?
  14. What’s a clan?
  15. Why do I get kicked out of the lobby if I stay here for a long time?
  16. Is Merforga a girl’s name? ^^
  17. I am INVINCIBLE…who wants to take me on?
  18. How do I fight?
  19. What guys can you get in the unit drop?
  20. How come some people have yellow names instead of grey?
  21. How do you donate?
  22. How do you join the forums?
  23. Have they given out the new unit yet? Have they? Have they?
  24. What’s RP mean? Cause there’s this bit in the forums with it….
  25. How come my Pyromancer attacks itself?
  26. Why does my Scout hit one of my guys if I was aiming for you?
  27. How do I become a Dragon/Golem Slayer?
  28. What’s a tournament?
  29. When does the tournament start?
  30. How do you win stuff?
  31. What’s a noob?
  32. What’s NS mean?
  33. The NS seem so nice; I wonder if they’ll be my friend? ^^
Imagine all these questions….asked again and again and again and again and again…well you get my point. I think we really should ‘help’ these newbies more by introducing them to ‘learning’ battles and introducing them to the NS…^^.

By Glaci0s