Past Rumours

Monday 29th of December
- The server that the forums are hosted on does not like Dromar.
- Just after Dromar became a MOD the forums mysteriously died. After they came back on again, Dromar was chewed up and spat out of the forum.
- Bit has escaped from the aliens but he has replaced himself with Telgar!!!!
- DAMN YOU BIT!!! Telgar has now been abducted by aliens. God help you Telgar

Sunday 28th of December
- A new clan war is arising.
- The crusade of the united forces of Clan WTFIMC and SG against the evil horde of Clan 666 is about to begin!
- Too much porn for Gyration too it seems....
- Now Bit has been abducted by aliens......poor rabbit...
- A new unit is due in a couple of days!
- SG have an uncanny ability to disband clans that oppose them so all the other clans there better watch out!

Monday 22nd of December
- Now with the clan tags all set up properly, the time for Clan Warring is about to begin! With the first major clan war msot likely between SG and Fusion.
- Glaci0s got abducted by aliens....
- Seed plans revenge on those who complained about TAO downtime...in the form of morphing units into clerics...o_O

Sunday 21st of December
- The new clan system will involve a seperate channel for each clan!
- Alpha is a sexy man that annoys seed into giving secret info via email
- TAO is DOWN!! FOR THE FIRST TIME FOR A PERIOD OF MORE THAN AN HOUR!!!!
- It's due to the porn overload on the database.....(I wonder why when ever anything goes down certain people automatically link it to porn....
- Theres going to be a SURPRISE when TAO comes back online!
- It might be a BRAND new unit!!!!

Wedensday 17th of December
- There are more dragons that are going to come out soon!
- That summoning unit is coming closer and closer...
- More and more tournaments are popping up! However the bitTAOsmerf tourny will be the one and only Official Tournament! Just like this Fansite.
- Speaking of Fansites, more and more are coming up including Keiphus' strategies site.
- Chapter 2 will soon be released!! You can catch the uncencored and uncut version on THIS VERY SITE!

Monday 15th of December
- Seed is planing to run off with all of the money and shut down the game!!!

- New Unit Paladin Coming out is it fo rizzle or not? you decide
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- xOneTuffRabbitx has defeated Glaci0s in a match
- Seed confirmed that stealth mode exists but says he will never go on it

Saturday 12th of December
- Seed spends his spare time down at the shelter doing volunteer work
- Seed is selling his site to Lil_joker? o_O
- Dark Powers wears a helmet......
- Clan wtfimc is falling apart due to the influence of Clan SG.
- Wait...no....Dark Powers NEEDS a helmet....
- Alpha donated $50 to Seed so that Seed would say that he loved Alpha....o_O
- Alpha was actually paying seed for his "services".....
- New unit something like a jester!!!

Friday 11th of December
- Kain has returned!!!
- He has an intention of creating a new clan dedicated to helping out n00bs....
- And yet again will go against the Slayers Guild and their "evil ways"....hehe good luck mate. You may have the numbers but we have the skill!
- The new update to the game was so you could make the cool constipated faces..ie ><.
- Dragon wanted to be out of the limelight with 20000 losses...but he only got 100
- You can hack the drop timer with excel...? Interesting...
- Telgar suffered a nervous breakdown after Kain's return because now he can't redeem himself for losing to Bit
- The uncensored uncut version will available for download on THIS very site!
- The third installment of our heroe's of TAO will involve a romance scene...
- Mages this weekend?!?!?!?!

SPECIAL RUMOUR!!!!

Thursday 10th of December
- "Developing a program"...sure Kuban...WE WANT OUR FORUMS BACK!!!><
- There is some new "skill" floating about....
- Only Furgon and Seed know about this "skill"
- It might possibly have something to do with Pyromancers.
- A power boost???
- Hmm...no...seems like a super unit that does damage to every enemy unit on the field....
- Or maybe it was like in tactics core....where when you have a cleric left only it unleashes its power!!
- Well it does not look like a unit, it's a new "ability" or "skill" and it won't be revealed...we have to discover it ourselves...
- Still unclear as to what this new "thing" is. Is it a new unit? Is it a new ability? Is it a new skill? Is it a unit modification? WHAT WHAT WHAT??????
- Seed was very close to making a lightning golem
- A taste of what is to come....

- Dragonspeaker mage? o_O

Wednesday 10th of December
- xOneTuffRabbitx has defeated Paladin Drakore!!!
- N00b Slayers will be renamed to "THE SLAYERS GUILD"
- The mystery prize will be unveiled as soon as the tournament starts!

Tuesday 9th of December
- Seed doesn't have an invisible mode so can't peek in.....or so he says.
- The new unit is already planned.
- Necromancers are on seed mind at the moment....
- Various rumours as to what the mystery prize might be:
    > Discount vouchers to Starbucks
    > A washer and a dryer
    > A giant chicken
    > Dromars
    > Seed...?

Sunday 7th of December
- Ignore button not going to put in anymore....
- The new unit will be able to hit past units....making them very good at breaking focus'.....

Saturday 6th of December
- Truth or lie?:

- There may be an ignore button to get rid of those pesky spammers...
- Kuban is downloading porn off multiple servers now -_-...
- Drops occur 5 minutes after Smerf logs on and a newbie asks when the next drop is.
- Pyros are roaming the TAO kingdom wilderness in search of a greater power....whether they have found it is not certain.
- Since it seems like the pyros are searching for better power, maybe pyros will be amped in the next update...OR....the next unit after riders is actually the power boosting unit...
- Rare drops are going to happen next week...meaning...FROSTIES!!

Friday 5th of December
- The beast rider will be dropped very very soon???
- The beast rider is like a human unit...having similar characteristics of a human unit and only taking up one space...
- It's got something to do with pyros....
- The mysterious beast rider in the RPG is..........FURY!!!!
- The new unit is NOT a wolf raider...despite the amazing resemblances.
- It was referred to as the "Mysterious Beast Rider"...hm...
- Frosties will soon be available in drops!
- Smerf was abducted by aliens which is why he couldn't update the site for a whole day nearly

Wednesday 3rd of December
- The next unit WILL NOT be a power boosting unit but there will be one of these in the future.
- The next unit is actually a beast
- We have actaully received a preliminary screenshot of what it is:

- There is also this silouhette of it:

    which one is right.....
- A plague will be set loose upon TAO in the RP??
- The timed drops will still be "slightly" predictable except that they will occur in a 2 hour time frame period every 5 hours if that makes sense.
- The much talked about clan battle will happen very very soon....

Tuesday 2nd of December
- The next unit will be a power boosting unit that will most likely increase the popularity of Pyros.
- The new unit will come out in a weeks time.
- It will be in unit drops as well as Frosties, however Gold Accounts will still get them automatically.
- Drop times will be PROPERLY randomised...damn...
- The first ever Tournament will be held in less than two weeks time!
- The forums are slow because Kuban has been downloading porn...